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Something about yourself. Your age and where you come from sort of thing. How you would like our date to go. Any special requests? Go on, don't be shy. You can ask. Please be nice. I like it when you talk to me.
 

 

 

page updated 10.01.12

 

my simple 1-2-3 steps e-booking procedure

If you haven't read my website, looked at this and followed my simple advice then I may think your enquiry is not genuine. I can spot a timewaster right away. If you haven't bothered to learn a bit about me do I really think you're going to invest the time, travel and money to meet me? Of course not.

so here we go, "how it works..."
Email me berkshireescort@gmail.com or use my booking form if you prefer. Nicely please. Tell me about yourself and what you enjoy. No, I won't reply to one liners, offensive mail, or demands to come now. Same with for requests for services beginning with 'A' and ending Without. Especially that. But I will answer your enquiry personally, confidentially and quickly.

Step 1:

Give your email address. Essential you type it carefully. For your privacy you need a web mail account like Hotmail, Yahoo or Google mail.
Stay online and check your email if you need a rapid reply. My email is nearly as responsive as I am. I reply really fast if not engaged or resting.
Give your mobile number. To eliminate tie wasters I now never reply to enquiries that fail to include a number.
To protect your privacy I will never call or text you back, even if you ask me to. I'm ultra discreet.
Suggest your preferred date and time and an alternative. How long for? I only make one date a day. If only a short date I prefer daytime before 5. Longer dates can be any time, but I do like my beauty sleep!
Check you don't have a spam filter on your email that blocks my reply. Did you type your email address correctly?

Step 2:
I agree the day and time. Then send you my phone number to contact me on the day, directions and an easy Google map.

Step 3:
You email or text me to confirm one day before. Then phone me on arrival. Easy to do! All done, begin fun!

You can check my current availability on Twitter now.